Our Tourney Disappeared

Don't worry Shark fans/groupies and mental deficients. I just woke up from a 4 hr snore (worked all night on web) to see that our tourney disappeared from the "Tank" software. Don't worry, just a glitch probably but i'm contacting my Tank guys (I know all the ballers there including Tourney Manager) and also get great support from Scotts sis and Manager extraordinaire (and serious hottie, seen on heads up championship that Philly won (how he do that?)) Beth Fish.

She proudly sports the much coveted and sleek Shark logo tee (small) while check raisin' the unsuspectin' tourists in Lost Wages as she applies hand taught pressure from noted Poker surgeon bro and WSOP 2 time bracelet winner, Scott. Get your Shark shirt now, chicks diggum, you may get a date outa wearin' it.

Email me, they are $15 plus $4 postage and they really are bad ass. Logo is on our Tour Leaderboard page. You can send address, size (100% cotton) and i'll accept any online Poker site transfer (pick yer site) or neteller works well also. Scott will be wearin his at the Bellagio next week (ya right).

Hey, how come peops don't call me 2 Time UB $30+4 no limit champion? The first one paid for my loved 21" flat screen. They were a grand back then. Thats a good tourney and I even saw BRSavage in it once. It paid about 1500. both times I won it and almost did it twice in one week (bad beat for 2nd, with pornsupreme on rail sweatin me).

I didn't get a cheap bracelet but jewelry is fer grrrrrs anyways.

From now on I will only answer to UB 3pm 30+3 champion. I'm buyin a cheap necklace and engraving it also. If I do not answer your cries of, "sup shark" or "nice win shark" from the rail this week its because I was not properly addressed. I need the respect and stature I have earned runnin herd on a buncha chip tossin', stack stealin' aggressive sharkees (11,800 now).