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Saturday, October 08, 2005

helenRNurse responds to Shark unprovoked attack!

I have received the expected response from online diva and serious pro groupie helenRNurse to my put down of her in my last post. She even talked dirty to this one toofed Shark and frankly, i'm a lil turned on right now. Its funny as hell and I will post as soon as I get the Tank tourney up! HelenR email me, size and addie for yer FREE stunning Shark Tee.....

If you crack me up, or send something I use on my blog you get a shirt. No questions asked. I pay postage, send me funny clips, or sumthin I can link to. I like to laugh so hard I purge my depends. If I offend you (clec?) you get nuttin since you didn't earn it. Buy one ya cheap freeloaders.

Shes a good playa to. Shes got NSXT2 videos and not afraid to drop yer ass to the rail if she sees an opening. I'm sure she will be at the "Tank" today trying to drop my weak/tight ass @ 6PM EST. Lets dance Helen! I'm not afraid of a lil bitty Nurse. Shit, Hellmuth got his ass kicked by an ole feller (Sam Grizzle) with a bad leg and hes 6-7 240 (man boobs). The line on that fight had Sammy as a slight dog (since he can barely walk and was layin about 60 lbs) but he came out throwin and appeared to have taken bar fight lessons from noted puglilist (and feared Tourney player) Bornsupreme.

Born has been hired as Sharks personal "assistant" and "back watcher" and will throw down for Shark at one mention of a FREE entry into the Stars 700K Sunday. Now, I can continue to offend as many peops as I want and will come out unscathed (is that correct I never use spell check, i'm a good speeler)? Hes 23-0-2 so send me sum nasty feedback or even have thoughts of OPTING out of my frequent emails and he may visit yer fine town.

How can you not ask for a rematch Phil? I would fight him 10 more times till the ole codger could'nt walk if he dropped me. Geezus, Phil. Call him out to the BELL-AG-GEEO parking garage and go to work son!


At 5:04 PM, Blogger poker broker said...

Hi HelenRNurse...not talked to u for awhile. Hey I didn't know u knew sharky. Hope to play u again. / poker broker /

At 5:07 PM, Blogger poker broker said...

Sharky, hope to play you an road warrior. Luv this game!! I wish i could show u what iv'e learded over the last 6yrs @ UB. ROCK ON!


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