Raisin Heater

The warden tore up Full Tilt 3/6 short limit last night playin 2 tables. +375 cha cha ching.

I didnt get details since I was so jealous (have not played in almost a week). I did play 6 sit n snores at UB last weekend and cashed in 3 and won 1, so I can still play a little. I hear reelcrazy's wife is the best player in his house now but that won't happen to your hero (uhh...me).

Saw a cool sign on the way to work yesterday. ADULT UNDERWEAR (pullups and briefs) Full case delivery available

No shit!

When i'm 6 tablin' and on a heater do I take a bathroom break........depends!

Tourney players special! Maybe its just me, but I don't mind buying those at the regular store. And I can get'em by the case at Albertsons.

How do you know when you have a drinking problem? When you start calling your drinkin' buddies "teammates".

Good posts in the forum lately. I love the tourney reports as players are chasing down a nice cash. GIMME SUM SWEAT BRUDDA!

I'm going to list my Top 100 Movies of All Time in the next 4 posts
Thats 25 at a time for you math majors. No particular order.
I'll pick my top ten when i'm done.

Pulp Fiction
Road Warrior
GoodFellas
True Romance
Boiler Room
Rounders
Reservoir Dogs
Godfather 1
Godfather 2
Sling Blade
Blade Runner
The Hustler
Body Heat
Fargo
Leaving Las Vegas
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Scarface
Cool Hand Luke
Seven Samurai
Shawshank Redemption
Unforgiven
Mystic River
Deer Hunter
Heat
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Welcome to 200 NEW Shark players/members this last week! New players! Please....bet, rayz or fold! No calling stations in this Army!