New Shark Member has a Question

John posted this in our Forum:

I'm new to shark poker. I've read alot of posts about depositing $$$ I use netteller but to what site do I deposit??? some sites require as little as $10 and others require a min of $25. Since I new here guys a little direction as to were and what I'm suppose to do will help. Do I deposit to pokeriime, absolute poker ? some other site. I'm disable attempting to live in a shark infested world on a small income ( and I mean really small) but I'll do what I can to support Shark Forum.

Hey John,
Thanks for being our newest member!

I'm working on a new Bonus Whoring article to build rookies bankrolls. Its not ready so heres what I suggest (briefly to get you started, more later)

Go Here:
Titan Poker
Deposit as much as you can to get good chunk of bonus $$. Then play the worst players on the net. If you break even you will have a nice stack of bonus cashish. If you win you will be lookin real good. If you lose you will quit (if you are a quitter) or hopefully post here for help and re-deposit and become a winner. See my swag info and pick up some gear as well.
Then go here:
Poker Ocean
Change your screen name, make it really different so no one knows its you.

Deposit as much as you can to get good chunk of bonus $$. Then play the worst players on the net. If you break even you will have a nice stack of bonus cashish. See my swag info and pick up some gear as well.

Okay, thats good for now. What is your best game? No limit ring? Limit? 6 Man, 10 man? Sit n Gos? How much poker cash you got? Can you invest $55 in Pokertracker? Do you drink fortified wine or moonshine while seated (sooted up). Do you like to watch movies about Roman gladiators?

How did you do in above ipoker (Titan software) challenge? Did you win and collect bonus? Give me these answers and ask more questions. I'll help.

Don't panic if you lose playing! It happens. Don't get discouraged. Work on your game, don't repeat mistakes and maybe you just were not lucky the first 2 days. No one wins every day. If I win 3 outa 4 days i'm happy.

Check out this blogger. One of my favorites. Law School Dropout

He was killing high limits for months and now is getting pounded. Its not pretty, but it happens. Lose a lil confidence, get a bad runs of cards, then you start playing passive and sharks eat yer ass up. At his limits they will spank you all day if you are not confident and well funded. At lower limits (say 2/4 or 3/6) you get the 12 tablin pros that pay their bills on guys that are not ready for strong tight agg play.

It ain't easy. You must learn strategy, practice shorthanded, read a ton, and not tilt when things go bad. Cause they will. When i'm 4 or 6 tablin i'll have 2 or 3 horrible runs in a 6 hour session and 2 or 3 great runs. If I play my game it works out well at the end of the week (most times). But I have had a losing month also. My bonus money and previous wins got me thru the rough spots.

If it was easy everyone would be doin it. I'll recommend a book or 3 when you answer back on questions, Johnny.

Shark