Poker Savants? NL Shark Animals?

Shark Vets Netsurfer and Clayshooter

Sum dudes and chicks with bad gamblin' problems? Call'em what you want. They don't care as long as they are takin your chippies.

I have been trying to decide how to give my loyal veterans a lil payback for all the great support, help, free porn and viagra bulk emails (thx stewie, born).

Here it is! Starting July 23rd at 8PM EST we will run our first Shark Vet Tourney. This event will be every Sunday at 8PM. It will revolve between 3-4 of our best Poker sites. I will be adding Shark money as well as Poker site money to many of these to increase the cashish for our buyin players.
As we get better turnouts the cash will increase. Summer is always slow so lets get a good start then crank it up in September.

Here's the format:
A different Shark Veteran will host each week. If sum lagg with an itchy all in finger kicks you to the rail, tell them to email me for a bad a$$ Shark tee. If they don't know my email tell them to go to one of our sites after his 10 7o doesn't hold up on his 9th all in. Then explain to your family how you didnt cash and its top ramen time (again). Bad beat? Use the bad beat thread. ha!

If you are selected to host our regular game on Sunday you will receive a Satellite Seat compliments of the Online Shark Satellite Tour. You pick the event (make sure it's at one of our revolving Sunday sites), Max. $33 value. We transfer the cashish to you via Neteller. Email us the name of the event, site and buyin inc/ juice/vig with neteller email address.

You MUST play in a Satellite event with the money and all need to post results of the Satellite here click here laggs

Win, lose or cash, we want to hear about how you did. If you make it to a big event please wear our Shark gear and say nice things about me in the TV interview.

How to be a Sunday Host:
I'll pick our best supporters and eventually all will do it. If you would like to lobby for your spot, post why you are worthy in our forum. I need posts anyway I can get them so whine or beg if you like.

Keys to hosting:
Support our cause by posting in the Forum
Play in Buyin Events
Encourage and help Shark newbs here and at the tables
Newbs=live ones, ATM's, all-in specialists, donks, call stations, etc.
We were all donks at one point, help them succeed.
Write cool Poker content for us (reviews, trip reports, etc)
Go to Vegas with the Shark Family (every May) and buy us adult beverages, sashimi and lap dances.

Here are the Veterans selected for the first 2 months. I can't get all great Shark supporters in the first 2 months, so be patient, I know who you are.

TajMahal
Titokhan
ReelCrazy
Clayshooter
BeerMan Mike
Netsurfer and Sharks Main Man Matt "stealurchips" (2 satts and 2 knockouts)
Guy and Jo "PokerPadre" "SempaiiJo" (2 satts, 2 knockouts)
Gumby

I'll set the schedule here soon. If the date doesn't work for you just let me know and i'll adjust to a better date for you.

Good skill everyone! Tell your friends, neighbors and clergy, more entries and the added cash goes up.