Hey, Shark ya %^$*#$$ one toofed &%$^&***

Hey Shark:

Why didn't I get registered at todays killer event? Fish is our most difficult site to register and play. For many reasons. I explain how from time to time and post on our HELP page. But I am adding almost a thousand new players each month. Read our help page if you are new, please....

About 50 players were unable to get in. Most did below wrong. Don't get upset or email me. I'm emailed out today and I gotta grind out 1500 hands today and pay some bills. Just try to enter correctly next time. Lots more events and more fun times to be had.....

SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS: At Fish Tank Poker, you must register as a "real money" player to enter our events there. You are NOT required to deposit real money to play with us. It's just a few extra questions and takes less then a minute. Many sites have "skins" or shared software like Doyles Room, Fish Tank, Platinum Poker and Golden Palace. These "skins" are individual businesses that are competing for our business (even though they appear to be the same). You cannot play at our great sponsor "Fish Tank" or take on Pro Scott Fischman if you register your "Doyle Brunson Network" skin, screen name. You need to show Scott/Shark some love, and register at his site then register your "Tank" screen name on our Shark site. Clik my link on our site to enter the tank.

If it will not let you enter/register at Tank with your normal email you must do this. Use a new email you don't use (hotmail is free) and enter with it. Then when you are in, go to your account profile or edit profile or whatever Scott calls it htere and change email to yer preferred one.

Got it, good. Manly Hugs and kisses fer all me grrrrrrs (especially hoochie momma HelenRNurse). I gotta take out Texas Dan (strong playa) and then i'm gonna take out Scott if none of you laggs can do it. I ain't scared a da "big fish". Current stackage for shark 6400. Texas Dan 3000 and Scott is over 10K. I need to build a stack or 2 time $30 buyin UB bracelet winner Shark will have a tuff time with 2 time WSOP winner Scotty at final table. Bring it...