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Friday, November 25, 2005

Guest Post from Shark Staked player "connjure" World Class Sleight of Hand (check out his great videos!)

Hi Players,

I'm re-posting this fun post from my bud Doug. I have added a few of my own since this post. Anyone have a better variation? Post them in the "comments" area, please.

I like donkasaurus, donkland and donkabunga


My friend Doug "connjure" Conn is becoming a great Omaha player after tearing up holdem for the last year. He is playing Poker professionally now and will be answering questions on our new Poker Forum (new improved Online Shark Satellite Tour). He is our best Omaha player so get your questions ready!

Thanks for the great guest post Dougie! I know ya want another shirt.....

Dougs Post:

If you, like I, enjoy playing the (.50/1) micro limits (while making 5-10 bbs p/hr, per table ;)there's no doubt you've seen your monster hands go down to some serious trash...For such occasions, I've accumlated a few select donk-adjectives (adverbs?)

I offer my top 10 list for your consideration:

10: 'Donkmania is running wild!'

9: " I've been to your website:"

8: "D - - K head"

7: Donkefied & 7.5: the Matusow variant - "De-Donkify" (to undonk a donk)

6: "You f'n Mule, you're not even worthy of donkey status"

5: Donkerific

4: "you're the Biggest Donk that ever Donked a Donk"

3: Donkopolis (see: Carribean Sun)

2: "DonkeyMcDonkerson from Donksville"and last, but not least... my current favorite:

1: Donkelicious


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