Mine Field of Donks, Laggs and the Occasional Stone Cold Killer!

Our #1 Site Absolute Poker has stepped up for our members! $1000 added Global Event. Time and date is posted above in our calendar. Qualified players all read below for instructions.

$200 also added today for our HUGE, successful, and hyper aggressive Ladies only event, also! Me grrrs are good!

I have all players that qualified in an excel sheet. I will post them in the Global thread (Shark Forum) and here (below). I need all to email me since their screen names don't give me their emails. Then I compile a list to send out the password. Any players caught trying to sneak in receive Sharks complimentary lifetime ban. Not one player has ever been allowed back from this drop kick (okay, just one, I got soft).

Send your screen name you qualified with and your email now to: shark@sharkpokertour.com

If you have AOL (aol sucks) or an email system that likes to protect you from evil dangers put this email addie to "safe" as well as my bulk mailer stevehathaway@comcast.net Please....be careful out there, protect yer BR. Wear yer Shark swag for added protection.

Here are our best 190 players for the last 6 MONTHS! Congrats to all. You may notice many great players are not on this list. It's not easy fighting your way thru a mine field of donks, laggs and the occasional stone cold killer. If you missed this event heres a little hint.

Play in our $5 events. Yes, they feature some of our toughest players! But fighting yer way thru 30-60 is so much easier then 500. Plus they are short and sweet. Most that play enjoy these matches way more then the big events.

I improve when i'm at a table with Sovereign, Conn, Roughshod, Charterboss, and Cardluvr. Thats what I need to do everyday to reach my goals (improve, play in the WPT, Aruba, Paris). Many don't realize this but the table I just mentioned is way tougher then the $109 buyins I play at UB. Really. Many of our players have no idea how good they are. As they move up (buyins or limit) many will find out just how good they really are.

Top 3 finishers in every Shark event gets yer lagg ass into this event (next one in May). Support our Tour, play $5 buyins, it creates goodwill with our Poker sites and gets us more swag and bigger added cashish freerolls. Lazzyruuus yer in!

Current Invitees for Next Years Event here: http://sharkpokertour.com/leaderboard.asp

Thank you players!!

004wifey	101gamblr	1ToBeat	1Villain
270ToBase	420smoker	713Juggalo	Akstrghtu
amanwah	Arjon	asstmgr	Azabuke
badpoker	barbnc5547	bbgold	bettybets
BigMo68	bigpenguin22	BIGWILLYB	bkrdog
BMac_14	bogdanbet05	Bornsupreme	Borny13
BPnizzle25	brian2480	brownbag	Bullshipper
Burky78	candyman513	CandysMan	Card_Reader
cardluvr	CardReader	cashtorg	CharterBoss
CHASER44US	Cheezy1027	Chinga2	Chip_Tricks
ChipChair	ChipinAway	cmyraise	cocky21
ColoLee	Connjurer	copperpot	CPgolfaddict
DABEARS85	Dallasite	Dan13Marino	Deweydo
dewrules	Dogchewed	DONVIC	Dpearce6589
DWALK15	ematanane	FlushUP	Freethnkr
freethnkr6	gamblin73	Ge007	goldfinger1217
Goober17	Granpaw	grump242	GuardDawg
GUCCIKID	guccitwo	Gunner8811	GVPaul
Hate	Hickling4	HikerBiker	hokierfan
Holy_Flop	Howwler	IN4ATAG	Irongirl01
jeffsonny	Jingolsme	jjp500X	JKRS75
JOKKER72	JRDEUCES	juicegriffin	JUZ4FISHN
kansasfan1	King-Eric	Kirk27	Knobby
Kris_M	Lazrus	lefty69	LeftyLou
letters	lightning36	lllMlll	llvll
Losiluminati	lumpy1001	luv2pokeher	makeumfol
Marvin18	Mastafrick	ME_JOSH	moose2591
moosenuts	munch914	mushrat	muskiehunter
nateofdeath	Nelson13	Netsurfer	Nitrilcide
npr29029262	NRG70	Odessa2	OldasDirt
ominot	OPMoney	PaPaDawg	Papasan
PBAFAN	pg05502496r	philivory	phillippe
PHILLIYD	Player4Fun3	pokerkat1	PokerPadre
pottter424	PrinceSheba	QuaDZaa	Raider26
RamboJr03	randy77	ratwhisperer	rayxy7
rblank111	reelcrazy	RNVTT	RONMADON
Roughshod	Rusty_Salyer	RUZZY1	savage49
ScottFischmn	SCOTTMO	sedeucer	sein
Sempai Joanne	Shark Legend, Gary812	SHARKY	She/Rox
showboat9661	SirWilliam58	Skyfox	smnx321
Smoke408	sovereign777	Stan324	StealthNite
Steffne	STONEYES	Superman1981	Sweetness813
T75TRC1	Talnsxy	texasdan333	tgreer61
TheStudent333	Timbly	Titokkan	tke001
TONYCORREIA	TrailerBum	Trebor55	TTR32930432
vbchick	Villain	WEEDOGGIES	WhBonney
willbslick	WillieD	xTRA420

Time To SOOT UP! All Players will CASH! At least $1000 ADDED, Winner takes on Shark Tour animal tgreer (first half winner).

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The Shark Champion will then take on Shark in the STEEL Cage for additional cashish (if he/she drops Shark 4 outa 7). This is an exhibition match only.

2005 First half Tourney animal, Champion, “tgreer61” awaits his opponent for the title!


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