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Saturday, November 12, 2005

Shark Mailbag!

Hi Kids

Lots of mail today so I thought i'd open a few. Okay....this one is from Rick in Oregon. Rick wrote: Hey Shark, you sure drink alotta grey goose. I was wondering what all you married guys say to your wives so you can play 3 Tourneys all day, not mow the lawn or help with the kids? Do you have any tips? Love your sites and the big added money. You spell funny but it's weird, I kinda like it.

I'd love to play 2 tommorrow, hope to see ya there! Thanks, Rick.

Thanks for the mail, Rick. First of all, get sum stones, man. Heres what I would do. First try to get her hooked. You may have noticed it's addictive as hell, especially when you are rollin'. I got my lil honeybunny hooked bad, now she claims to be going to costco and comes home 14 hrs. later stinkin a smokes and her purse is fulla hundies. I like man time and she hates loud stereos so 14 hrs is about right. Plus I like hundies.

If that doesn't work try a more subtle approach. Sit your whole family down and say "sorry, I don't have time for you today (or tonight) i'm playin Poker with escaped felon, poker savant Sharkmasta and Shark Legend Gary812!"

Get sooted up early tommorrow. Caribe Sun at noon EST, PokerTime 5PM EST (1250. add, 250 for the win) and Titan Poker, $5 +.50 buyin $500 added!! Best Value of the day.


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