Jigdog Rules! Wombat destroys Freeroll!

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I put a bounty on prolific Shark Forum poster "jigdog", for the rebuy at Bodog on Sunday knowing full well no one would take him out. Bodog put the early line at the Tiger Woods like even money he would take er down, and Jig did not disappoint me. The other 40 laggs left unsatisfied, however. I think Jiggy may be the next Phil Ivey. A budding superstar, he comes outa the south, a cinderella boy, unheralded, and until recently overlooked. This man is a playa, haters. The Chula Vista Express? He takes your T1500 then smack talks what little self esteem you have left. Short stacked? He goes into super stealth ninja warrior mode and sends you to the fridge, out in the 2nd level.

I'm sending him some Shark logo adult diapers and a case of cha cha cha chingas (dba David Crosby, CSNY) home brew (MGD, ickey) for the sweet win. Nice cash in a star studded field my brother. Hdub dba Headwaiter took out my weak sauce in 12th, 2 outa the cashish. He was drunk and talkin up a storm by that point. He didnt want the $20 transfer for my bounty so I got a pic of the vn vn missus waiter (hot) and she scored a small shark logo tee for the killshot on your tour flounder (me). He way over chicked, IMO. I had to promise I would not post lovely bikini pic of hdubs dolly on Al Gores interwebs or send to Jiggy. Sorry jiggs! Thx DuB!

TajMahal (Tim) dba @ Bodog as DaBears made the worst call I have seen in 3 years and sucked out when his A high call of an allin early saw the lovely Acer hit the turn. We all tortured him until he apologized to the whole table (fun).

Rebuys are definately a blast, especially when played with good friends. Our table was a riot. Jiggy had to apologize to PokerPadre at least 20 times, and PP had a few good comebacks, also.

No sign of Cardrack (cardluvr) at my tables so that was a nice relief. He owns me. Just a quick tip. If you don't know what the bad guy has and he always knows what you have, thats not good.

WOMBAT destroyed the 345 man Freeroll on Saturday and was very impressive at the final table. He then supported our TOUR by sooting up for the buyin the next day. Nice job, Wobster, very much appreciated. Hope to see you every thursday at AP. Pack a lunch and say yer prayers, for the Shark Home game every Thursday. Send the kids to your creepy neighbors home, then open the drapes and play nekkid with your shark logo hat on, like BadBob does.

Treebor, Hyppiechyk/Jiggy, Reeler and myself are all putting together videos that will be free to watch on Sharks Vegas Strip soon.




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