Welcome Poker Junkies,
I'm Steve "Shark" Hathaway and welcome to my sad existence. My goal is to drop in once a week (approx) and post my fun adventures running a great group of Freeroll junkies, (www.SharkPokerTour.com, 11,000 handsome members and 3 ugly ones), run a strategy site www.OnlineShark.com and pound out a decent livin' playin Poker ring games (mostly 4-6 tables at once, limit and sit n gos), selling Toyotas (need a rig?) and searching for the elusive "big hit" in Tournament Poker. I think my goal to reach the World Poker Tour TV Final Table is based on a goal of cashin' a check that would set me up to play full time and travel the world playing. My bride (the lovely and talented Pattijo or "RaisinHavok" online) thinks I just wanna get on TV.
But really, that $500,000 check (or more) can be earned online easier then live. It will go into our bank either way and then I will just buy some TV time to showcase my stunning profile, dapper wardrobe and weird tongue movements that will make pro player Paul "X22" Magriel look normal, in comparison........
Since we are one of the Top Freeroll and low buyin sites on the Planet our members get special offers from many Premier Poker sites. I will offer these to my readers here also. This will also be the site of my Shark Rakeback players. We get volume percentages on rakeback money and other perks to play at the best Poker sites online. Feel free to JOIN our Shark Army group and play in our fun filled and action packed Tourneys. No bad beats and almost everyone cashes! (oops, car salesman talkin'). All have nice money added and are not huge entry events. We have 20 events per month to keep fields small. Who wants to play 1500 player events? PASS. These are not normal freerolls. I have many skilled players that will not check and call or make min. bets (#1 sign of bad players). Most raise or fold and will take yer chips and talk smack as they send you back to yer momma. Fun group!
I will talk lots of Poker here! I will also mention that I sell Cars/Trucks (my lot has 200 premium used vehicles, many certified Toyotas with 1.9% financing, killer leases on used Toyotas and the best used car warranty in the free world. We also have a new Toyota lot with a huge inventory, red hot SCION line-up, bad coffee and a salesman with the most hideous toupee you have ever seen (pics posted soon). I can drop ship new/used vehicles to your home town, have them delivered (on a truck) or you can visit Seattle, i'll pick you up at the airport (or if bankroll is low bus station), buy dinner (and your buyin for 1 local Tourney) and you can pick it up at my dealership.
In my travels as a "car guy" I have been a finance manager, used car manager, sales trainer and the dreaded "closer". Now, I just sell iron and have more fun with less stress. If you have questions about financing/leasing or just need help in your next purchase email me. I would be glad to help even if you plan on buying in your hometown. Don't let a bad dealer/salesman work you over. Yes, now you have a friend in the car business......
Okay, enough about da Shark. Lets talk Poker baybeeee......
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