Shark Press Release
The Shark train has left the station! Get ready for a jam packed month, ladies n' gents. Heads up tourney @ Pokerstars, Omaha 8/b, Elimination Blackjack and other shit i'm not at liberty to mention (cwwned is your conductor, i'm now just a brakeman).
I was considering hiring a press release writer but then decided to give it a shot myself. This is only my 5th or 6th try at writing a PR.
I think I did pretty well. Check er out ya laggs:
I have not played any poker in about 3 weeks. To busy with life stuff and packing to move. Moving sucks since my big ass has been planted in one home for 9 years. I'm still deciding on where i'll move but right now i'm leaning towards Vegas. Our home is listed for sale and decent action so far. We are dropping the price 10K today to 449K to hopefully snag an offer or 2.
My lab hates it when we pack just one bag or 2 cause he knows that means we are leaving him for a few days. You can imagine how he feels when we start packing the whole house. Man labs are sensitive. Hes bummed, so i'm giving him extra ocean swims to take his mind off the scary packing action.
This morning i'm driving to nearby Marysville to get a wheel "turned" on my M35. I curbed one wheel in a parking lot and scarred the wheel a lil. I had never done that in 30 yrs of driving. So this guy will put it on a lathe kinda dealo and fix it for fiddy bones. I'm gonna blame my error on rear wheel drive since i'm use to front wheel. A cell phone conversation was the real culprit.
Just 3 weeks now until the Babbitt Bros head to Vegas (Doug "cwwnwd" and me) . After checking poker rates at the Venetian (omg, 350 a nt) I put me tail between legs and called TI (Treasure Island). Several of the "Sirens of TI" still call me and I always ask them to tone down the durty talk. The TI has killer poker rates, we will be around 70-80 a night after we each play 6 hrs per day (easy). Plus ya got the nice tram to the Mirage.
I'd love to start staying at the nicer hotels but when it gets right down to it, i'm never in my room. They all have nice pools so i'm happy with the TI. This is an R and R trip for me. I know where i'll find Dougs pasty white legs, at the tables, raping tourists and cali frat boys.
Check out the Shark Forum, its rockin' http://sharkpokertour.com/phpBB2/index.php
Doug is offering Freeroll entries to posters in the UB Elimination BJ event. The Shark Tour is paying your small entry since they can't do Freerolls on BJ yet. I'm entered, come to our forum, post and we'll play a fun new game together. There is a MAX of 49 players so hurry or you will have to play the next one.
I hope you all have a great summer! If it's not summer where you live I hope you have a great _______!